str8nochaser: bilt2tumble: thegoddamazon: herpthederpboywonder: lanuminga: super-d: roxaskeisuperfighter: aishaneko: zombiekunoichi: Barbie, why in the fuck do you have a wine bottle on top of the oven. That’s a safety hazard, you stupid bitch.  Jesus christ Barbie, you left the fridge open — I mean seriously, you’re letting all that cold air out and all your food is going to spoil. What the hell is wrong with you barbie, you food wasting bitch. What. the actual. hell. How could you just leave a cheese grater on top of the fridge like that? It can easily fall and hurt someone, what the hell barbie, you fucking sadistic fuck. Barbie, what the fuck do you even think you’re doing?! Did you think you were going to get away with this?! If your mother saw you trying to clean up blood with Dawn — fucking Dawn, Barbie — she’d shit a brick. Use some god damn bleach. Jesus. Bitch use some goddamn fucking common sense. If you’re going to store raw meat in your fridge, put it in goddamn container. JFC, are you retarded? That shit’s going to drip blood ALLLLL over all your other foods. Do you want to get sick? That little pan you got it on ain’t gonna cut it - it’ll fill right up and drip from the corners. Jeez, think, would ya? For the love of fuck, Barbie, how dirty do you have to be to have a fucking rat just chill next to your fridge???? Try sweeping up the fucking crumbs before you try mopping anything with fucking Dawn. Jesus Christ. Barbie, the Swiffer is your friend. I’m just saying. The days of getting on your hands and knees and scrubbing the kitchen floor are behind us. Also, Dawn? You do realize that a dab of Clorox and some Comet will do a much better job, right? IS THAT A RAT?! Comments. Damnit Barbie! Cleaning the floor in WHITE PANTS BARBIE!? Its after Labor Day honey and before EASTER. You are commuting the most heinous of fashion crimes. And I simply HATE that drab grey you have going on on the walls. Methinks you need a complete kitchen re-redesign. Here’s my card. Call me. You NEED me.  HELL NO I know that ain’t no HELLMAN’S mayonnaise? Girl you know damn well the most branded woman in the world should be eating the leading Miracle Whip brand. Groupon’s got a 2 for 1 special going on right now.

str8nochaser:

bilt2tumble:

thegoddamazon:

herpthederpboywonder:

lanuminga:

super-d:

roxaskeisuperfighter:

aishaneko:

zombiekunoichi:

Barbie, why in the fuck do you have a wine bottle on top of the oven. That’s a safety hazard, you stupid bitch. 

Jesus christ Barbie, you left the fridge open — I mean seriously, you’re letting all that cold air out and all your food is going to spoil. What the hell is wrong with you barbie, you food wasting bitch. What. the actual. hell.

How could you just leave a cheese grater on top of the fridge like that? It can easily fall and hurt someone, what the hell barbie, you fucking sadistic fuck.

Barbie, what the fuck do you even think you’re doing?! Did you think you were going to get away with this?! If your mother saw you trying to clean up blood with Dawn — fucking Dawn, Barbie — she’d shit a brick. Use some god damn bleach. Jesus.

Bitch use some goddamn fucking common sense. If you’re going to store raw meat in your fridge, put it in goddamn container. JFC, are you retarded? That shit’s going to drip blood ALLLLL over all your other foods. Do you want to get sick? That little pan you got it on ain’t gonna cut it - it’ll fill right up and drip from the corners. Jeez, think, would ya?

For the love of fuck, Barbie, how dirty do you have to be to have a fucking rat just chill next to your fridge????

Try sweeping up the fucking crumbs before you try mopping anything with fucking Dawn. Jesus Christ.

Barbie, the Swiffer is your friend. I’m just saying. The days of getting on your hands and knees and scrubbing the kitchen floor are behind us. Also, Dawn? You do realize that a dab of Clorox and some Comet will do a much better job, right?

IS THAT A RAT?!

Comments. Damnit Barbie!

Cleaning the floor in WHITE PANTS BARBIE!? Its after Labor Day honey and before EASTER. You are commuting the most heinous of fashion crimes. And I simply HATE that drab grey you have going on on the walls. Methinks you need a complete kitchen re-redesign. Here’s my card. Call me. You NEED me. 

HELL NO I know that ain’t no HELLMAN’S mayonnaise? Girl you know damn well the most branded woman in the world should be eating the leading Miracle Whip brand. Groupon’s got a 2 for 1 special going on right now.

(Source: micromimic)