C*ckblocking Bear of the Day: Purity Bear returns with some sass to prevent a couple of mild-mannered adults from throwing their lives away for some meaningless, natural sex.
Seriously, don’t these registered voters know that [enter completely made-up statistic that will ultimately do far more damage than a few minutes of a safe and healthy expression of normal human sexuality ever could here]?!
Why is the bear a sassy black woman?
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HAHAHAHA cuál es la necesidad de ser cockblocker
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So I’m not gonna be successful? damn..
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the sassy black friend voice was
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You’re shitting me, surely?
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Sponsored by a religious organization that thinks that sex before marriage is the sole cause for STIs, teen pregnancy,...
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A higher success rate at what, exactly?
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I was expecting parody. My head hurts now.
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They didn’t show...part where the guy jacks himself off in the car :P
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I KNOW A KID WHO HELPED MAKE THE ORIGINAL ONE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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